Things my mom said

My mom has been experiencing some word-finding problems which is thought to be due to her chemotherapy. She is able to laugh at herself after I remind her how funny what she just said sounds...

For instance, she said she needed some more "eye stuff for old ladies" to help with puffiness. She was also wondering if she needed to resume her regular yearly cancer screenings, such as what do you call them? "Those boob pictures."